Heh, here are some of the quotes that really amuse me the most, chip in if you have your favorites that aren’t here already :)
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Source: Unknown
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
Source: Unknown
I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
Source: T-Shirt
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Source: Unknown
The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”
Source: Unknown
Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
Source: Unknown
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
Source: Unknown
Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue.
Source: Unknown
Use The Best…
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire
Source: T-Shirt
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Source: Dennis Ritchie
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
Yes, but you can always get one from a weird country
Source: IRC, forgot guys nickname :)
I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking “What the hell is this guy doing?”
Source: IRC, forgot guys nickname :)
Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Source: Unknown
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Source: Unknown
There gotta back to c++ now. Beware if you see me carrying a screwdriver :)
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