Geek humor :)

December 27, 2006 – 6:04 am by Adnan Hodzic

Heh, here are some of the quotes that really amuse me the most, chip in if you have your favorites that aren’t here already Smile

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Source: Unknown

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
Source: Unknown

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
Source: T-Shirt

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Source: Unknown

The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”
Source: Unknown

Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
Source: Unknown

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
Source: Unknown

Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue.
Source: Unknown

Use The Best…
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire

Source: T-Shirt

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Source: Dennis Ritchie

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
Yes, but you can always get one from a weird country
Source: IRC, forgot guys nickname Smile

I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking “What the hell is this guy doing?”
Source: IRC, forgot guys nickname Smile

Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Source: Unknown

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Source: Unknown

There gotta back to c++ now. Beware if you see me carrying a screwdriver Smile